What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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