I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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