A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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