you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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