it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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