Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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