I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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