the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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