Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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