Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Do plants get herpes?
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