Porn is love you can see.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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