don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
