Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she told me i tasted like america
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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