They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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