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so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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