Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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