But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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