You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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