Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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