just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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