hotel room ftw
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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