I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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