Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
