i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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