she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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