I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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