Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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