Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
