My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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