is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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