I heard we made out
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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