So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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