Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How does one acquire holy water?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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