o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i believe in u and ur pee
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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