Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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