why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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