just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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