On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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