Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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