then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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