And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We need to rekindle our bromance
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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