How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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