I'm so fucking centered right now
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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