I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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