So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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