I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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