shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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