you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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