her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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