He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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