is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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