I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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