D3 body, D1 cock
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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