There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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