Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's never too late to be topless.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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