I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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