Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
