is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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