I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i can't believe i had my finger in that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i dont even know how to be here
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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