party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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